Your Thighs Are Steak Now

Podcast: The Dave & Austin Show · Dave Landau & Austin Anderson

Opublikowano: 2026-05-01

Ultra-processed food is officially getting weird. In this episode, Austin Anderson and Dave Landau react to the kind of internet insanity that makes you want to throw your phone into a pond and go live with the Amish. We start with a horrifying study about ultra-processed foods making human thigh muscles look like heavily marbled steak, which naturally leads to a very normal conversation about survival, Funyuns, butter-glazed thighs, and whether America has become human Wagyu. Then things somehow get worse. We dive into bizarre online trends, human dog shows...