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- Christian school asked students to dress disabled for Jesus. An ambulance driver abandoned his patient and took an Uber home. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Floridaman murder suspect offers guilty plea in exchange for a Philly Cheesesteak. Drunk driving Florida woman tried to buy Taco Bell with tampons. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Army officer suspended for leaving his post to "feed his pet lizard". Man diagnosed with a plant growing from his eyeball. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Exploding hotdog carts in Denver. Never-Ending cruise is finally ending because of rising fuel costs. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Man flees police in order to get his illegal raccoon vaccinated. 29 year old offender caught pretending to be a high school teen, again. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Costco has become a hotspot for the dating scene over cheap hotdogs. A moleman lives in a sewer and harasses children. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Florida police officer found a dead man, moved into his house and impersonated him. Florida woman takes 7 taser charges and still runs away from the police. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Man arrested for taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football in peace. Man pulls gun on his neighbors for refusing to do cocaine with him. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Nail salon gave a customer herpes twice in two years. Woman blocks food delivery robots as a form of protest. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- "Our bikes are not for jousting", says E-bike company, Lime. Man wins local election after telling voters he's, "totally unqualified". – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Priest dies after large cross falls on him during livestreamed mass. "Fart Retreat" invites five days of shame free farting. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Floridaman shot Uber driver in the butt after he flirted with his girlfriend. Lady shot the manager after she was caught sleeping in her storage unit. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- The Coffee Episode – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Woman married 14 men to fund her gambling habit. Idaho voters get to choose an official state gun. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- College professor accused of urinating on students' backpacks. Dolphin named Bubbles makes other fish vomit and then eats it. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea is rapidly exploding in the US. Short father pays for shorter son to have $150k leg lengthening surgery to feel better. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Florida woman exposes herself at a Waffle House again. Floridaman breaks up with stripper, who then threatens to off his wife. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Woman pretends to be substitute teacher in order to berate children.Young man admits to police he tried to make love to a pony named Cheeky. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Woman injured by giant mechanical penis ride in Las Vegas. Russian spies are pooping in enemy toilets. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Wife shoots husband for leaving his gun around the house. Vietnamese cat stealing ring arrested after stealing over 2,700 pets. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Teacher fired for offering extra credit for cash donations. Pet cemetery is over capacity so please stop leaving your dead pets. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Florida mom abandons her four children to go on a 3 day cruise. Floridaman hit by a car while filming his haircut in the middle of a highway. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Fraternity suspended after forcing members to swallow live goldfish. Enjoy coffee with alpacas at this Serbian cafe. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Olympics approves a river crawling with crocodiles for rowing events. Prisons in Canada will distribute paper straws to inmates for safer snorting. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Toddler brought a loaded gun to daycare. Man crashed his truck into a store because he needed to use the bathroom. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- People are smoking cigs in order to quit vaping. Zombie lady bites part of a woman's head off and spits it into a grate. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Floridaman strangles girlfriend after arguing about flatulence in bed. Florida woman throws vegan mayonnaise at a driver during road rage. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Wendy's restaurant releases an original EMO album. Pet male tarantula was going to die a virgin, his owner went on the web for a date. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Old man's scrotum was whistling, leaving doctors confused. Teacher in Tokyo brought students to rob homes with him. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
- Child fight club at a daycare breaks rule number 1. Study: 1 in 3 Gen Z men haven't touched themselves in 90 days. – Weird AF News | Weird News Daily